You know you bought a good light when everyone else complains about how bright it is!
For well under half the price of a spendy name-brand lamp, you can't go wrong. Dude Rack tested and approved, this light comes with mounts for both your head and your bicycle. While it doesn't have a "vaporize" mode, it does have high and low settings, and a blink setting that is great for impromptu dance parties, or signaling for help. The rechargeable battery is of good quality, and two years into using ours frequently, still holds a few hour's worth of juice.
This is a 1,200 Lumen Bike and Head Lamp from RioRand.
From the MFG:
Powered by RioRand advanced technology
2 in 1 functions: Bicycle light+Head Light
Made of CREE XM-L T6 LED, ultra bright
4 switch modes: Strong Brightness, Normal Brightness, Weak Brightness and Strobe
Rechargeable 4400mA battery offers powerful power supply,Aluminum alloy casing, waterproof design, long service life
If there's one thing we learn living in Minnesota, it's how to avoid freezing to death. Dude Rack tested and approved, these cold weather hoods are perfect for wearing under a motorcycle or bike helmet, and jogging. It packs down with a super small profile, so it can be on hand when you need it! Wear it like a ninja mask, or pull the mouth portion down so people can make better sense of your ramblings. If you're more the action hero type, this hood features stealth technology. By reflecting your body's infrared radiation inward, it keeps you warmer and partially cloaked from thermal imaging scopes, The Predator, certain Terminator models, and heat-seeking missiles.
This is a cold weather hood by Under Armour.
From the MFG:
ColdGear® Infrared uses a soft, thermo-conductive inner coating to absorb and retain your own body heat
Form-fitting balaclava offers full facial protection in extreme cold
Also can be worn with the chin dropped or as a neck gaiter for greater ventilation
ColdGear® Evo fabric delivers ridiculous warmth and superior comfort
4-way stretch fabrication allows greater mobility and maintains shape
Made in the good old U.S. of A! No added MSG, Nitrates or other Preservatives.
If "Eat all the animals" is on your bucket list, have we got the thing for you! Check off a few boxes with this pack of four types of jerky. Contains Venison, Boar, Elk, and Buffalo jerky. Made right here in the land of the free, this is about as healthy as salt-cured meats get.
This is a four-pack of exotic animal jerky.
From the MFG:
Includes 4 - 2 oz. bags (Venison Jerky, Elk Jerky, Buffalo Jerky and Boar Jerky)
100% Exotic Jerky, No Fillers or Any Other Meat Type Mixed In Like the Other Guys
USDA Inspected and Made Fresh in the U.S.A. - You should demand that the jerky you buy is made in America!
Not sure if you'll love it? Consider the "Tester 4 Pack" first and then come back for more!
Satisfaction Guaranteed - Our Products Are Always Fresh
Find your other boot in that ridiculously messy coat closet with a new Maglite!
Being a man means being prepared. You'll want to pack at least three of these little buddies. One for the glove box, one for the tool box, and one for your pack. This Maglite is like all other Maglites- high quality, dependable, and durable as hell. Rain? Snow? Ha! Two AA batteries power an LED that was crafted by monks in the lost city of Atlantis. With high and low beam modes, you can get 30+ hours of light out of this as a survival or shop tool. The classy metallic grey/gunmetal finish leaves the impression that you know what you're doing.
This is a AA LED Flashlight and belt holster from Maglite.
Pay extra so you can say "Oh, you just have the basic Kindle" to your friends.
Avoid turning into a complete idiot by reading once in a while with this sleek, more refined version of the Kindle Paperwhite. The smaller footprint and lighter weight makes this Kindle ideal for packing on long trips, hikes, and bike rides. The e-ink screen is easily readable in direct sunlight, just like a real book. If it's dark out, switch the lighting system on to keep reading about the Lannisters. The memory can store more books than you will ever read. The battery lasts for weeks instead of hours, so you can get your reading on any time, anywhere- except inside the stomach of a Grizzly, because Kindles aren't waterproof!
This is a Kindle Voyage from Amazon.
From the MFG:
Passionately crafted for readers
High-resolution 300 ppi display-reads even more like the printed page
Reimagined page turns-PagePress enables you to turn the page without lifting a finger
New adaptive front light-provides ideal brightness, day or night
Our thinnest Kindle ever
Battery lasts weeks, not hours
Try Kindle Unlimited free for 30 days - choose from over 800,000 titles
Think you're going to use this 12,000 times? Think again! Part of being the cool "always prepared" guy is having things like FireSteel in your arsenal. Keep it in your glove box, or in your pack- you'll be able to start a small campfire after a bit of frustration and a lot of sparks. Who knows- it could be the thing that keeps you warm when your 15-year-old car dies next winter, out in the middle of nowhere.
This is a fire starting kid made from from Swedish FireSteel.
From the MFG:
Compact fire starter designed to light fires in any conditions
Provides 2,980-degree C spark in any weather, at any altitude
Ideal for lighting campfires, stoves, and gas barbecues
Striker lights up small piles of dry grass, paper, and other flammables
Lasts for 12,000 strikes; approved by International Survival Instructors Association
If you two are having communication issues, you're probably just on the wrong channel.
Maybe you just think walkie-talkies are cool. Rambo did. Maybe you can't afford a cell phone. Problem solved! Now, think back to the other day. Remember that? When you ran out of toilet paper and had to yell for someone to bail you out? Maybe you buckled down and stiff-legged it across to your TP stash... Humiliating either way, right? Permanentlyeliminate scenarios like this and preserve your family's honor with a two-pack of Motorola's 35-mile, weatherproof walkie talkies. Great for bike rides, hiking, road trips, kids, adults, old people, dogs, paranormal reality television shows, fishermen, hunters, pseudo-scientists, and urban explorers. Not recommended for ninjas that aren't good with details like the Mute feature.
This is a Two-Pack of Motorola 35-Mile Weatherproof Walkie-Talkies.
From the MFG:
With an IP-54 rating, the MT series flaunts its weatherproof ID design making it ideal for protection not only from dust, but from wet weather conditions.
The NOAA channels provide emergency alerts including tornadoes, winter storms, severe thunderstorms, flash floods, emergency evacuations and Amber Alerts.
Use the provided mini-USB charger for portable convenience, great for charging at home or to take along to recharge in a hotel.
The VibraCall silent vibrating ringer is especially useful for locations where ringing can be intrusive.
MT350R includes: 2 radios, 2 NiMH rechargeable battery packs, 2 belt clips, 1 Y cable wall adapter with 2 mini-USB connectors, 1 Emergency Preparedness checklist sheet, 1 user guide, 1 accessories sheet.
