Gerber Suspension Multi-Plier

Be ready for anything.

If you're the type of guy that likes to be prepared on hikes, bike rides, or keeps tools in his truck, the Gerber Suspension Multi-Plier is a rugged, sleek solution for many tinkering dilemmas. Feel just like Batman as you extract your stainless steel multi-tool from the stealthy ballistic nylon pouch that's included in this purchase. Hold it high, so that it glints brightly in the sunlight. "Why, yes miss.. I DO have a bottle opener. Stand back please. Do you also require some small twigs cut to size?" THESE COULD BE YOUR WORDS*, IF YOU ACT NOW!

*words not guaranteed to impress anyone.

This is a stainless steel multi-plier from Gerber.

From the MFG:

• Suspension Multi-Plier multitool with 12 integrated components
• Saf.T.Plus component locking system guarantees safety
• Lightweight open-frame stainless steel handle
• Includes a ballistic nylon sheath
• Weighs 9.6 oz; Closed Length: 4 inches; limited lifetime warranty

FreeKey Key Ring System

My precious...

As a society, we commonly overlook certain small, everyday annoyances. If you're like us, you probably don't enjoy swapping keys around- it's time consuming, and usually includes the pain of a key ring's sharp end gouging you underneath a fingernail. Ouch! Thankfully, Exotac has an elegant solution. Constructed of lightweight and sturdy stainless steel, this is one modern ring to rule them all!

This is a Key Ring system from Exotac.

From the MFG:

• The FreeKey System includes three small group rings.
• Accessory rings are available in 5-packs for adding additional keys.

LED Maglite Mini Flashlight

Find your other boot in that ridiculously messy coat closet with a new Maglite!

Being a man means being prepared. You'll want to pack at least three of these little buddies. One for the glove box, one for the tool box, and one for your pack.  This Maglite is like all other Maglites- high quality, dependable, and durable as hell. Rain? Snow? Ha! Two AA batteries power an LED that was crafted by monks in the lost city of Atlantis. With high and low beam modes, you can get 30+ hours of light out of this as a survival or shop tool. The classy metallic grey/gunmetal finish leaves the impression that you know what you're doing.

This is a AA LED Flashlight and belt holster from Maglite.

From the MFG:

• Uses 3 Watt LED
• Powerful focusing beam
• Multi-mode switch
• Candle mode
• Durable and reliable

Gerber Pocket Knife

When you ruin the blade because you don't take care of anything, just pop a new one in!

Tired of being a broke, useless slob? Your metamorphosis into a sleek, cash-laden MacGuyver type is only a "BUY NOW" button-click away! Get your mitts on some cash, and clip it to this marvel of design from Gerber, which doubles as a money clip while folded. Dude Rack tested and approved, this handy blade is compact but sturdy, perfect for opening those Amazon Prime packages. Admit it, you get like five a week. Takes normal box cutter blades, but if you want to get all fancy, order some ceramic blades and tell everyone the blade is made from the bones of the damned.

This is a folding Pocket Knife from Gerber.

From the MFG:

• Accepts standard or contractor grade utility blade
• Liner lock safety
• Pocket clip doubles as money clip
• Overall length 4.1-Inch, closes length 2.4-Inch

Swedish FireSteel Fire Starter

Great for survival. Terrible for cigars.

Think you're going to use this 12,000 times? Think again! Part of being the cool "always prepared" guy is having things like FireSteel in your arsenal. Keep it in your glove box, or in your pack- you'll be able to start a small campfire after a bit of frustration and a lot of sparks. Who knows- it could be the thing that keeps you warm when your 15-year-old car dies next winter, out in the middle of nowhere.

This is a fire starting kid made from from Swedish FireSteel.

From the MFG:

• Compact fire starter designed to light fires in any conditions
• Provides 2,980-degree C spark in any weather, at any altitude
• Ideal for lighting campfires, stoves, and gas barbecues
• Striker lights up small piles of dry grass, paper, and other flammables
• Lasts for 12,000 strikes; approved by International Survival Instructors Association

Husqvarna 18 Inch Chainsaw

Here's 18 inches those Trees won't soon forget: The Husqvarna 18" Chainsaw.

Tired of showing up to save the day, only to find yourself swearing and sweating because your crappy saw won't start? It's probably because you didn't winterize it. Get a high quality saw that's trouble-free, and you can hand it down to your kids some day. Of course, if you want to cut your leg off by accident because of a low-quality throttle getting stuck- that's your call, chief.

This is an 18" Chainsaw from Husqvarna.

From the MFG:

• Powerful 18-inch gas-powered chain saw ideal for landowners and others who cut less regularly
• 3.2 HP X-Torq engine reduces harmful exhaust emissions and increase fuel efficiency
• LowVib vibration dampening; minimal effort via Smart Start feature and combined choke/stop control
• Centrifugal air cleaning system; inertia activated chain brake; snap-lock cylinder cover
• CARB Compliant
• Purchase this Husqvarna handheld item along with 3-32 ounce cans of Husqvarna pre-mix fuel, register your product online, and your consumer warranty will be extended from 2 years to 4 years