Your prayers of becoming the Taco Bell dog have been answered! Weirdo.
Maybe being a giant version of a tiny dog is hilarious to you; maybe you just like sweating to death in a stuffy latex mask. Whatever floats your boat, this excellent Chihuahua mask is up to the task! The perfect companion for your bad fake accent, this mask's beady, lifeless eyes will strike terror into the hearts of your foes, and creep out friends you stare at for too long.
Costume suggestion: Be a bad-ass with a leather jacket, jeans, and some boots.
From the MFG:
Latex
Ever wanted to know what's running through your dogs mind? Ever wanted to be a dog for a day?
Well here is your chance!! Slip on this mask and for the first time ever you will think like a dog... or at least look like one
Freak out a friend, chase a cat, sniff a behind, whatever your heart desires
Made exclusively for Off the Wall Toys. Bagged with illustrated Off the Wall Toys tag
To ensure it's the real deal please look for the Off the Wall Toys label
If you're looking for something classy and unique this Halloween, check this baby out! Imported from Japan via the Foot Clan, this mask was carved from a block obsidian that was mined in the heart of a volcano. Oh, wait.. not this one. This one's made from black plastic and has metallic gold highlights!
Costume suggestion: Swashbuckler or a bed sheet ghost.
Another mask that's creepy simply through being unexpected, this latex Pigeon mask is a great conversation starter! The huge, unfocused orange eyes of questionable intelligence are a beacon of abject terror to all felines and can liquefy the bowels of any cat within 50 feet.
Costume suggestion: Mechanic's jumpsuit or a sumo suit, and gray angel wings. Run some tubing from the end of the beak to where your mouth is and you can easily drink with the mask on!
From the MFG:
Made from 100% natural imported latex, environmental and non-toxic
About 200g weight, 72CM girth, large enough to fit adults and kids
Designed with big eyes, mouth, nose, more vivid and scary
How do you see? Through the nose's holes and extra hole
Great for Masquerade Parties,Costume Parties, Carnival, Christmas, Easter,Halloween or any other parties
If you're going bird-dogging, stand out from the crowd by looking like a bird dog!
A word of caution: real dogs tend to go completely bonkers over dog masks, so be sure you aren't going to scar your furry friends for life by wearing this around them. Great for any occasion except driving and operating heavy machinery, this latex Black Lab mask is Dude Rack tested and approved! Visibility is good enough for walking and socializing, and this mask keeps its shape nicely without needing extra stuffing underneath.
Costume suggestion: Goes great with a hoodie and jeans. You can also turn any other Halloween costume into a dog-themed one!
From the MFG:
Ever wanted to know what's running through your dogs mind? Ever wanted to be a dog for a day?
Well here is your chance!! Slip on this mask and for the first time ever you will think like a dog...or at least look like one.
Freak out a friend, chase a cat, sniff a behind, whatever your heart desires.
Made exclusively for Off the Wall Toys. Bagged with illustrated Off the Wall Toys tag.
To ensure it's the real deal please look for the Off the Wall Toys label.
The Kabuki Ghost - Perfect for a guy that doesn't talk much!
This Kabuki Ghost mask is the perfect upgrade for guys that generally just cut a hole in a bed sheet and say they're a ghost. Weave some history and mystique into your boring costume idea! This is a masquerade-style mask made from a hard resin, meaning it covers your face, not your whole head. We recommend either the bronze or silver color options, depending on your particular need!
Costume suggestion: This mask with a nice suit, and go as the ghost of a "salaryman" (サラリーマン).
From the MFG:
100% brand new costume mask and Made from high quality resin materials
This masquerade mask fits for most adult heads,both men and women
You can see outside through the holes on the face mask when you wearing it
Great party mask for any occasion, theme party, birthday party, masquerade party, family gathering, cosplay, Halloween Party etc
For those of us that are drawn to specialized tools with limited practical use, you won't be able to resist this find! Dude Rack tested and approved, the Red Dragon VT 2 propane torch instantly provides 400,000 BTUs of propane-powered flame at the press of a button. Capable of emptying a standard sized propane tank in under an hour, this bad boy excels at making a cool flamethrower / rocket engine sound while you burn things to a crisp with style. Give weeds and other nuisances the kiss of fiery death. Doubles as a crowd control weapon for the next zombie apocalypse, and makes a great crowd-pleaser at barbecues.
This is a 400,000 BTU propane torch from Red Dragon.
One-up your buddies that dropped thousands on 80-inch TV sets.
For a few hundred bucks, you can turn your pad into the place all your friends want to hang out at, even if it's just for your awesome projector! This puppy creates a 100+ inch screen at a distance of 12 feet. And who wants to lug around a big, super fragile 60+ inch TV screen when it's time to move? Nobody, ever. Besides all that, a TV set can't project your Hellraiser marathon onto bonfire smoke this Halloween.
This is a WXGA DLP Projector from ViewSonic.
From the MFG:
SuperColor technology delivers superior, richer colors; Up to 3200 ANSI lumen brightness and 15,000:1 contrast ratio for clear viewing even in brighter settings
Input compatible with HDMI and supports 3D Blu-ray ready; Choice of 5 view settings for a variety of usage scenarios
Enhanced sound with enlarged speaker chamber and a powerful amplifier
Intuitive interface includes tactile keypad, top lamp door, and cable management system
Industry-leading warranty: 3-years limited on parts and labor, 1 year on lamp, and free 1st year Express Exchange
Stop giving yourself cancer and start getting a buzz with this stainless steel flask from Stanley. Constructed from food-grade stainless steel and BPA free, buy one of these babies to replace that cheap flask you got from a wedding. It's probably reducing your lifespan more than the alcohol is, by leeching lead and BPAs into your fire water. Don't say we didn't warn you!
This is a matte black, food-grade stainless flask from Stanley.
From the MFG:
18/8 single wall stainless steel won't rust; naturally BPA-free
If you haven't heard of Grado before, just be quiet. The grown-ups are talking.
Take your over-compressed top 40's music habit to the next level with a pair of in-ear headphones by Grado Labs. Dude Rack tested and approved, these are so far superior to stock Apple and OEM earbuds that you'll actually be upset you didn't try better buds sooner. Like any high-end audio product worth its salt, this investment that will outlast your terrible taste in music. The in-ear design blocks most outside sound, perfect for tuning out anyone, anywhere, any time.
This is a set of GR8e In-Ear Headphones by Grado.
From the MFG:
"A proprietary wide bandwidth moving armature design from the GR10 provides the new GR8e listener with unsurpassed performance. Small size allows earphone to nestle well within the ear canal, maintaining an excellent air seal for improved bass and reduction of outside noise without causing discomfort."
The Alpha of Alphas in the Bluetooth Speaker realm.
If you need more horsepower to get the job done, you've found it. Hammer spirituality into non-believers by powering up your Christian Rock playlist with the UE Roll Bluetooth speaker. Take it hiking, biking, skiing, boating, and wherever else you want to force everyone to listen to your Swedish Death Metal. Dude Rack tested and approved with iPhones (but works with Android too) this mostly waterproof (1 meter for 30 mins) speaker will provide you with audio for hours, and has a cool feature where it can pair up with another UE Roll to provide more sound coverage.
This is a Wireless Bluetooth Speaker from UE Roll.
From the MFG:
Powerful pint-sized wireless Bluetooth speaker-small and lightweight so you can blast your music out loud everywhere
Unapologetically awesome 360-degree sound with deep bass
Waterproof (IPX7 rated) life-resistant shell designed for adventure ( Waterproof for up to 30 minutes and a depth of 1 meter)
65 ft. Bluetooth wireless range and 9 hr. battery life go as long as you can (Actual wireless range and battery life will vary with use, settings and environmental conditions)
Marine-grade bungee cord attaches to you or your bike, backpack, snorkel or whatever
UE ROLL companion app-tune it, alarm it, Double UP the sound by pairing it to another Ultimate Ears speaker
Gets awesome all the time through wireless, over-the-air speaker updates. Works with Apple and Android mobile devices
Not only is this the official Twitch.tv #Twitchcon 2015 webcam, it's also Dude Rack tested and approved. This compact, premium-quality webcam will serve you well, in almost any lighting condition (except pitch black, stupid). Take your Skyping, YouTube channel or video game streaming from third world to first with a C920 from Logitech!
This is a 1080p high definition webcam from Logitech.
From the MFG:
Full HD 1080p video calls on Skype with sharpest video-call picture; HD 720p video calls on favorite IM services like Yahoo! Messenger and Gmail Voice
H.264 hardware encoding for faster, smoother HD experiences. OS support - Windows 10 or Windows 8, Windows 7 (32-bit or 64-bit), Windows Vista, or Chrome OS
Carl Zeiss optics with premium 20-step autofocus
Snap pro-quality pics; fast upload to Facebook, Twitter and YouTube
HD video calls only on Windows-based PCs or on any HDTV with HDMI connection from a PC laptop. Not compatible with Mac
If you hate freezing to death in a stranded vehicle, these babies are for you!
Anyone who knows anything realizes these are really called Space Blankets. Woven by alien witches and blessed by Laser Knights from the future, these squares of Mylar reflect heat and light, and stop wind and moisture from killing you, but you still might lose a finger or toe to hypothermia. Should have read that survival book on your Kindle Voyage before this trip!
You might buy some Space Blankets to appear more outdoorsy and prepared, or because you have plans to fashion one into a crude flag in order to signal the drink cart, which is way over at hole 5 right now. Damn it, somebody get this man another Brandy Manhattan!
This is a pack of 10 or more Mylar Emergency Blankets from Quiverr.
From the MFG:
Mylar
Quiverr Quality - 10 Pack of Compact emergency protection
Pay extra so you can say "Oh, you just have the basic Kindle" to your friends.
Avoid turning into a complete idiot by reading once in a while with this sleek, more refined version of the Kindle Paperwhite. The smaller footprint and lighter weight makes this Kindle ideal for packing on long trips, hikes, and bike rides. The e-ink screen is easily readable in direct sunlight, just like a real book. If it's dark out, switch the lighting system on to keep reading about the Lannisters. The memory can store more books than you will ever read. The battery lasts for weeks instead of hours, so you can get your reading on any time, anywhere- except inside the stomach of a Grizzly, because Kindles aren't waterproof!
This is a Kindle Voyage from Amazon.
From the MFG:
Passionately crafted for readers
High-resolution 300 ppi display-reads even more like the printed page
Reimagined page turns-PagePress enables you to turn the page without lifting a finger
New adaptive front light-provides ideal brightness, day or night
Our thinnest Kindle ever
Battery lasts weeks, not hours
Try Kindle Unlimited free for 30 days - choose from over 800,000 titles
Think you're going to use this 12,000 times? Think again! Part of being the cool "always prepared" guy is having things like FireSteel in your arsenal. Keep it in your glove box, or in your pack- you'll be able to start a small campfire after a bit of frustration and a lot of sparks. Who knows- it could be the thing that keeps you warm when your 15-year-old car dies next winter, out in the middle of nowhere.
This is a fire starting kid made from from Swedish FireSteel.
From the MFG:
Compact fire starter designed to light fires in any conditions
Provides 2,980-degree C spark in any weather, at any altitude
Ideal for lighting campfires, stoves, and gas barbecues
Striker lights up small piles of dry grass, paper, and other flammables
Lasts for 12,000 strikes; approved by International Survival Instructors Association
If you two are having communication issues, you're probably just on the wrong channel.
Maybe you just think walkie-talkies are cool. Rambo did. Maybe you can't afford a cell phone. Problem solved! Now, think back to the other day. Remember that? When you ran out of toilet paper and had to yell for someone to bail you out? Maybe you buckled down and stiff-legged it across to your TP stash... Humiliating either way, right? Permanentlyeliminate scenarios like this and preserve your family's honor with a two-pack of Motorola's 35-mile, weatherproof walkie talkies. Great for bike rides, hiking, road trips, kids, adults, old people, dogs, paranormal reality television shows, fishermen, hunters, pseudo-scientists, and urban explorers. Not recommended for ninjas that aren't good with details like the Mute feature.
This is a Two-Pack of Motorola 35-Mile Weatherproof Walkie-Talkies.
From the MFG:
With an IP-54 rating, the MT series flaunts its weatherproof ID design making it ideal for protection not only from dust, but from wet weather conditions.
The NOAA channels provide emergency alerts including tornadoes, winter storms, severe thunderstorms, flash floods, emergency evacuations and Amber Alerts.
Use the provided mini-USB charger for portable convenience, great for charging at home or to take along to recharge in a hotel.
The VibraCall silent vibrating ringer is especially useful for locations where ringing can be intrusive.
MT350R includes: 2 radios, 2 NiMH rechargeable battery packs, 2 belt clips, 1 Y cable wall adapter with 2 mini-USB connectors, 1 Emergency Preparedness checklist sheet, 1 user guide, 1 accessories sheet.
Keep your gun clean and reliable with magic juice from faraway lands.
Studies have shown that everybody that knows anything uses this stuff. Penetrate deep and rapidly with an ultra-potent, safe and easy to use solvent. You probably haven't given that filthy thing a rubdown in ages. That's right, with Hoppe's No. 9 solvent, you can really get in there and scrape the grime and gunpowder residue out of your neglected firearms!
Conquer your cardboard-armored foes and impress your girlfriend with a NEW SWORD!
Scare off intruders and destroy the sword-fighting ambitions of nearby nerds with this bad boy. This "Hand and a Half" sword is made by Cold Steel. They use polypropylene, which is damn sturdy stuff.
