Take your next Thanksgiving from boring to BOOYAH!
Has anyone seen a 20lb. Turkey at the store? Well, if you find one, this thing can fry it! Unlike most fryers, which are designed from the ground up to burn your garage down, this electric indoor XL fryer from Masterbuilt and Butterball is safe to use indoors, and is your secret weapon for an awesome Thanksgiving. Craft a juicy, decadent fried Turkey that your relatives will remark about for long after your time is up, which will be sooner rather than later if your diet consists mainly of fried animals.
This is an Indoor Electric Fryer/Boiler/Steamer from Masterbuilt.
From the MFG:
Small accessory pack includes: carving gloves, meat pencil thermometer, cookbook cd, basket divider, quick start guide and coupon book
Powerful 1,650 watt electric heating element heats oil quicker with thermostat temperature control
Aluminum cooking basket with drain clip
Drain valve for easy cleaning
Space-Saving design that takes up minimal space on the counter
Spiced Cherry Bitters - One great way to spruce up your Manhattans!
Convince your friends that you have managed to break out of your hipster shell and voyage into what lies beyond the mainstream with some unique and awesome bitters, by famous whiskey manufacturer Woodford Reserve. With just the right balance of tartness and spice, the bourbon barrel aging process creates a very unique flavor profile. Excellent in Manhattans, but also very suitable for an Old Fashioned, or any other classic-style (aka Manly) cocktail!
These are Spiced Cherry Bourbon Barrel Aged Bitters from Woodford Reserve.
From the MFG:
Bitterness of natural gentian root, the sweetness of cherry and notes of spice.
These bitters have been barrel-aged in Woodford Reserve bourbon barrels.
Excellent in an Old Fashioned and other bourbon or whiskey cocktails.
Great for starting your grill, smoker, or a hot bed of coals for feats of strength.
Still using lighter fluid, city boy? Stop it. It's poisoning your food, its flavor, and you. Wave goodbye to hydrocarbons and say hello to a shiny new stainless steel charcoal chimney from Weber. Put a couple wads of newspaper in the bottom and fill it with charcoal, and you'll have piping hot coals in minutes. Roast beast, ahoy! Dude Rack tested and approved, this is the best way to kick off a day of beers and manning the smoker or grill.
This is a stainless steel charcoal chimney from Weber.
From the MFG:
Chimney starter system lights charcoal quickly and evenly
Made from aluminized steel with a stay-cool thermoplastic handle
Holds enough briquettes for a 22-1/2-inch kettle grill
Cone bottom ensures a fast start; eliminates need for lighter fluid
Here's the rub- that 5-finger sight-poured gin and tonic isn't nearly as good as it could be, pal. Abandon the Path of the Imbecile and learn from the masters. Pro bartenders always have a Jigger handy. Forged deep in the hellish furnaces of Mordor, with runes of measurement inscribed by an ancient order of alcoholic laser monks, the OXO Jigger will grant you NASA-precise pouring powers. TL, DR; this is the best mass-produced jigger in the world.
This is the OXO Jigger, everyone should own one.
From the MFG:
Two sided - flip for different measurements
Soft, non-slip grip for comfortable pouring
One side measures a Jigger: 1-1/2-ounce capacity with 3/4-ounce and 1/3-ounce increments, other side measures 1/4-ounce, 1/2-ounce and 1-ounce increments
Permanent laser-etched measurements won't wear off
Maple. Bacon. Popcorn. Clear your calendar, you have some munching to do!
Say hello to the king of kernels. Kettle's ultimate popcorn weapon is back in bulk form, saving you some dough and enabling you to gorge yourself on a flavor of popcorn that used to be the stuff of legend- whispered about only in the darkest corners of the world by shamans and witches. Just kidding- but seriously, you might want to have a cross and some holy water handy to ward off deadly sins, because you will definitely have gluttonous urges once you get your munch on!
This is a six-pack of Maple Bacon Popcorn by Kettle Brand.
Your BBQ apron isn't manly unless it has a bottle opener on it.
Shield yourself from grease splatters and flame-ups with this cotton grilling apron. Not only will people be much more convinced that you know your way around a grill, you also save hours each year by not hunting around for that damn bottle opener, because now one's hanging out right on top of your beer belly!
BRO TIP: For crystal clear ice, boil the water first to remove gases that make ice cloudy.
Good cocktails require good ice. Do away with stale, shriveled ice "cubes" forever with a two-pack of large-sized silicone trays from Arctic Chill. Entertain up to 16 people with craft cocktail-sized cubes! These also work great for DIY frozen dog treats.
This is a two-pack of large-sized cube trays from Arctic Chill.
From the MFG:
Don't dilute your drink just chill it! Arctic Chill Ice Cubes melt slowly so you can enjoy a full-strength drink at your leisure.
An ice-cold chill that lasts! Arctic Chill Ice Cubes won't water down your drink's taste, and will last for hours!
Safe and Reliable! The Arctic Chill Ice Cube Tray is BPA free and FDA approved.
So easy to use! The Arctic Chill Ice Cube Tray is made of silicone that won't leak or stain and can simply be washed in the dishwasher.
If you're going to be good at just one thing, be good at making cocktails.
If you want to look like the guys in Mad Men, you first need two things: Good taste, and refined drinking knowledge. Transcend mortality and take your place among the pantheon of Bartending Gods. Your destiny awaits, Baron of Booze! Dude Rack tested and approved. Although available for Kindle, we recommend the hard-cover edition- you're going to want to use it as a recipe book after reading through the other sections. Learn how to identify and scoff at drinks of low birth, and help bring better drinking to the teeming, unwashed masses with your sorcery of spirits.
This is a book on bitters by author Brad Parsons.
From the MFG:
"Part recipe book, part project guide, part barman’s manifesto, Bitters is a celebration of good cocktails made well, and of the once-forgotten but blessedly rediscovered virtues of bitters."
Made in the good old U.S. of A! No added MSG, Nitrates or other Preservatives.
If "Eat all the animals" is on your bucket list, have we got the thing for you! Check off a few boxes with this pack of four types of jerky. Contains Venison, Boar, Elk, and Buffalo jerky. Made right here in the land of the free, this is about as healthy as salt-cured meats get.
This is a four-pack of exotic animal jerky.
From the MFG:
Includes 4 - 2 oz. bags (Venison Jerky, Elk Jerky, Buffalo Jerky and Boar Jerky)
100% Exotic Jerky, No Fillers or Any Other Meat Type Mixed In Like the Other Guys
USDA Inspected and Made Fresh in the U.S.A. - You should demand that the jerky you buy is made in America!
Not sure if you'll love it? Consider the "Tester 4 Pack" first and then come back for more!
Satisfaction Guaranteed - Our Products Are Always Fresh
Enchanted with the blood of a Balrog, if you eat too many you'll pay the price. Later.
This is it. Seven ounces of crunchy, sweet, salty, spicy, nutty goodness. Crafted by flavor sorcerers at Wonderful, these nut snacks are fun to eat and have a slow-building heat. And yep, we're poets. Warrior poets. Buy these instead of almonds, they take less water to grow.
This is a 7oz. nut sack chock full of Sweet Chili flavored Pistachios from Wonderful.
From the MFG:
One of the lowest calorie, lowest fat nuts
Great source of fiber, protein, and heart-healthy fats
This bad boy does 0 to 200 in just a couple minutes.
Tired of slaving away over a hot stove just to boil some water? Well, put down that girly tea kettle and say hello to your new little friend. This stainless steel, electric kettle from Cuisinart is Dude Rack tested and approved. Heat your water for coffee, tea, or whiskey in a jiffy to the exact temp, conveniently selected by pushing buttons on the handle. You'll figure it out. The cordless feature of this kettle makes it our favorite- no more boiling water accidents because the dog went for the power cord!
This is a cordless electric water kettle from Cuisinart.
From the MFG:
1500-watt/110-volts stainless-steel cordless electric kettle with 1-2/3-liter capacity and concealed heating element
6 preset heat settings for steeping tea at just the right temperature; blue LED indicator lights
30-minute keep warm; 2-minute memory function; 360-degree swivel power base for cordless convenience
Blue backlit water window; removable/washable scale filter; boil-dry protection with auto safety shutoff
Measures approximately 8-1/5 by 9-4/5 by 12 inches; 3-year limited warranty
All your food snob friends will be cooing over your impressive cutlery loadout.
Take the "Boy" out of your kitchen and replace it with "Man". You probably don't own any actual kitchen knives, but if you're going to own one, this is it. The Wusthof Classic Ikon 7" Santoku Blade is ultra-sharp and excels at making slices of roast beast nano-thin. What's nano? Well, remember the iPod nano? That thing was tiny. In the knife world, tiny requires the sharpest knives. Excellent at cutting everything made of food, this top-shelf knife will last until you ruin it in the dishwasher.
This is a seven inch Santoku kitchen knife from Wusthof.
From the MFG:
Versatile 7-inch Santoku knife is ideal for anything that needs to be sliced paper thin
Precision forged from single piece of high-carbon German stainless steel; laser-controlled and tested cutting edge
Double bolsters provide heft and balance for effortless cutting; full tang extends through the handle
Triple-riveted black handle with innovative contoured design for comfortable, secure grip
Hand washing recommended; backed by lifetime warranty; made in Germany
Tired of having your cheap shaker get stuck together? Impress your guests and pour that "Sex on the Beach" in style with this stainless steel cocktail shaker from OXO. This stunning marvel of technology includes a plastic button on the top, which opens and closes the shaker. Dude Rack tested and approved, this doesn't leak and is easy to clean.
This is an OXO Good Grips Press and Pour Insulated Cocktail Shaker.
From the MFG:
Easy, one-handed use: button activated, self-straining top does not require removal or separate straining device
Double-wall construction keeps cocktails cold and exterior condensation-free while keeping hands from getting cold while shaking
Patented 360LiquiSeal has 3 inner silicone seals to prevent spills
Pours beverages out of anywhere on the 360 opening
Attractive brushed stainless steel exterior and 18-oz capacity; lid can be disassembled and placed into dishwasher
Infused with the souls of ten demon-boars, this brush will show your beard who's boss.
Neckbeards across the globe agree: If you don't want to look like an unshaven pleb, you need to maintain the grounds, beardo! With this brush, and some balm, you can keep your pride and joy looking healthy. From GranNaturals, this affordable but effective Board Bristle Brush (BBB) imbues your beard with awesome.
This is a Boar Bristle Brush from GranNaturals.
From the MFG:
REDUCES FRIZZ: As you brush oils from your hair are spread around which lubricates each hair strand and reduces the amount of hair frizz.
STIMULATES SCALP: Brushing your hair with the boar bristle brush massages the scalp and stimulates blood flow to the roots of your hair.
PREVENTS OIL BUILD-UP: Boar bristle brushes help to distribute oil from your roots to your ends. This spreads the oil evenly throughout your hair.
There comes a time in every man's life where their focus is on growing (or attempting to grow) a bad-ass, bushy beard. Whether you're growing a hair shield to protect you from your wife's advances or just want a self-grown food catcher on your face, take your beard from hobo to hero with this Heavy Duty Beard Balm by Honest Amish.
This is a 2oz. Canister of Beard Balm by Honest Amish.
Been living in a cave? Well, have we got news for you! Scientists have confirmed: BACON IS DELICIOUS!
Made to order, you too can be the owner of porcine paradise. You could probably make these in your own oven, except that these puppies are crafted with a secret blend of spices! This bacon jerky makes a great gift, and goes great with beer.
This is a 3.2 ounce pack of Brown Sugar Maple Bacon Jerky, crafted by Bacon Mamma Jamma.
From the MFG:
"If you are a Bacon Lover, you've got to try our Brown Sugar Candied Bacon Jerky. What is Candied Bacon, you ask? Candied bacon is the perfect marriage of salty and sweet. It taste wonderful with eggs and makes a great buffet brunch side dish. This is the best bacon jerky that you will ever eat. "
Tired of ladies using your soap in the shower? They won't go near this stuff!
Do you really like smelling like flowers and perfume? Because that's what all those "Man Soap" companies are pushing. What's a bear going to try to eat first: something that smells like lavender and honey, or dusty old campfire? Live longer and smell like burnt pine trees with Grandpa's Pine Tar Soap!
This is a 3-pack of Grandpa's Pine Tar Bar Soap.
From the MFG: "Excellent for bathing, showering, shaving and shampooing. Many loyal users have been telling us for generations how "wonder"ful it cleans, moisturizes and deodorizes. Our customers have described pine tar as being helpful with various skin irritations. No added colors or fragrances. Vegetable based."
