Take your next Thanksgiving from boring to BOOYAH!
Has anyone seen a 20lb. Turkey at the store? Well, if you find one, this thing can fry it! Unlike most fryers, which are designed from the ground up to burn your garage down, this electric indoor XL fryer from Masterbuilt and Butterball is safe to use indoors, and is your secret weapon for an awesome Thanksgiving. Craft a juicy, decadent fried Turkey that your relatives will remark about for long after your time is up, which will be sooner rather than later if your diet consists mainly of fried animals.
This is an Indoor Electric Fryer/Boiler/Steamer from Masterbuilt.
From the MFG:
Small accessory pack includes: carving gloves, meat pencil thermometer, cookbook cd, basket divider, quick start guide and coupon book
Powerful 1,650 watt electric heating element heats oil quicker with thermostat temperature control
Aluminum cooking basket with drain clip
Drain valve for easy cleaning
Space-Saving design that takes up minimal space on the counter
Your BBQ apron isn't manly unless it has a bottle opener on it.
Shield yourself from grease splatters and flame-ups with this cotton grilling apron. Not only will people be much more convinced that you know your way around a grill, you also save hours each year by not hunting around for that damn bottle opener, because now one's hanging out right on top of your beer belly!
This bad boy does 0 to 200 in just a couple minutes.
Tired of slaving away over a hot stove just to boil some water? Well, put down that girly tea kettle and say hello to your new little friend. This stainless steel, electric kettle from Cuisinart is Dude Rack tested and approved. Heat your water for coffee, tea, or whiskey in a jiffy to the exact temp, conveniently selected by pushing buttons on the handle. You'll figure it out. The cordless feature of this kettle makes it our favorite- no more boiling water accidents because the dog went for the power cord!
This is a cordless electric water kettle from Cuisinart.
From the MFG:
1500-watt/110-volts stainless-steel cordless electric kettle with 1-2/3-liter capacity and concealed heating element
6 preset heat settings for steeping tea at just the right temperature; blue LED indicator lights
30-minute keep warm; 2-minute memory function; 360-degree swivel power base for cordless convenience
Blue backlit water window; removable/washable scale filter; boil-dry protection with auto safety shutoff
Measures approximately 8-1/5 by 9-4/5 by 12 inches; 3-year limited warranty
All your food snob friends will be cooing over your impressive cutlery loadout.
Take the "Boy" out of your kitchen and replace it with "Man". You probably don't own any actual kitchen knives, but if you're going to own one, this is it. The Wusthof Classic Ikon 7" Santoku Blade is ultra-sharp and excels at making slices of roast beast nano-thin. What's nano? Well, remember the iPod nano? That thing was tiny. In the knife world, tiny requires the sharpest knives. Excellent at cutting everything made of food, this top-shelf knife will last until you ruin it in the dishwasher.
This is a seven inch Santoku kitchen knife from Wusthof.
From the MFG:
Versatile 7-inch Santoku knife is ideal for anything that needs to be sliced paper thin
Precision forged from single piece of high-carbon German stainless steel; laser-controlled and tested cutting edge
Double bolsters provide heft and balance for effortless cutting; full tang extends through the handle
Triple-riveted black handle with innovative contoured design for comfortable, secure grip
Hand washing recommended; backed by lifetime warranty; made in Germany
