Gerber Suspension Multi-Plier

Be ready for anything.

If you're the type of guy that likes to be prepared on hikes, bike rides, or keeps tools in his truck, the Gerber Suspension Multi-Plier is a rugged, sleek solution for many tinkering dilemmas. Feel just like Batman as you extract your stainless steel multi-tool from the stealthy ballistic nylon pouch that's included in this purchase. Hold it high, so that it glints brightly in the sunlight. "Why, yes miss.. I DO have a bottle opener. Stand back please. Do you also require some small twigs cut to size?" THESE COULD BE YOUR WORDS*, IF YOU ACT NOW!

*words not guaranteed to impress anyone.

This is a stainless steel multi-plier from Gerber.

From the MFG:

• Suspension Multi-Plier multitool with 12 integrated components
• Saf.T.Plus component locking system guarantees safety
• Lightweight open-frame stainless steel handle
• Includes a ballistic nylon sheath
• Weighs 9.6 oz; Closed Length: 4 inches; limited lifetime warranty

ZeroLemon Solar Power Bank

"My phone died, sorry" has never gotten a guy out of trouble. Ever.

Rated at 10,000mAh, this brick of battery will juice up nearly a half dozen smart phones, or several modern tablets. Rain- and shock-resistant, the integrated solar panel makes this a must-have on any vacation, hike, or camping trip. Charge it via USB or wall outlet, or get it in the sun for a while and your companions will be back to snapping over-processed Instagram photos of s'mores and beer can pyramids in no time.

This is a 10,000mAh solar battery bank from ZeroLemon.

From the MFG: 

• Weight: 0.600 lbs

1.2k Lumen LED Bike and Head Lamp

You know you bought a good light when everyone else complains about how bright it is!

For well under half the price of a spendy name-brand lamp, you can't go wrong. Dude Rack tested and approved, this light comes with mounts for both your head and your bicycle. While it doesn't have a "vaporize" mode, it does have high and low settings, and a blink setting that is great for impromptu dance parties, or signaling for help. The rechargeable battery is of good quality, and two years into using ours frequently, still holds a few hour's worth of juice.

This is a 1,200 Lumen Bike and Head Lamp from RioRand.

From the MFG:

• Powered by RioRand advanced technology
• 2 in 1 functions: Bicycle light+Head Light
• Made of CREE XM-L T6 LED, ultra bright
• 4 switch modes: Strong Brightness, Normal Brightness, Weak Brightness and Strobe
• Rechargeable 4400mA battery offers powerful power supply,Aluminum alloy casing, waterproof design, long service life

Chrome Citizen Messenger Bag

The Night Series features a sleek, all-black look with super-reflective striping to keep you safe on your ride home after parties and taproom sessions!

Chrome started making great bike bags long before they were a mega-brand for hipsters. Dude Rack tested and approved, their Citizen messenger bags are comfortable, versatile, and weather-proof (it has a tarp and rubber liner). Great for transporting a change of clothes, business papers, beers, or even a laptop, this cavernous container provides you with a comfortable and stylish option for transporting... well, whatever weird stuff you want to put in it. We have regularly used our Citizen Messenger Bag for over 9 years, and it is still in great condition!

This is a Citizen Messenger Bag, Night Series, from Chrome.

From the MFG:

"You don't need a messenger bag big enough to carry bank boxes, but you want a bag large enough to haul a six-pack, an extra jacket and your laptop. Look no further than the Chrome Citizen Messenger Bag. Constructed using tough 1000 denier Cordura outer shell and 18-ounce truck tarp liner, Chrome bags are waterproof and durable enough to survive years of use and abuse. A seat-belt style chest strap makes removing the pack to access gear easy. Reflective stitching keeps you visible to distracted drivers at dusk. Sturdy quick-release straps won't break or release when carrying heavy loads. Laptop compatibility up to 17 inches. Note: Left shoulder bag only."

Under Armour Cold Weather Hood

Winter is coming.

If there's one thing we learn living in Minnesota, it's how to avoid freezing to death. Dude Rack tested and approved, these cold weather hoods are perfect for wearing under a motorcycle or bike helmet, and jogging. It packs down with a super small profile, so it can be on hand when you need it! Wear it like a ninja mask, or pull the mouth portion down so people can make better sense of your ramblings. If you're more the action hero type, this hood features stealth technology. By reflecting your body's infrared radiation inward, it keeps you warmer and partially cloaked from thermal imaging scopes, The Predator, certain Terminator models, and heat-seeking missiles.

This is a cold weather hood by Under Armour.

From the MFG:

• ColdGear® Infrared uses a soft, thermo-conductive inner coating to absorb and retain your own body heat
• Form-fitting balaclava offers full facial protection in extreme cold
• Also can be worn with the chin dropped or as a neck gaiter for greater ventilation
• ColdGear® Evo fabric delivers ridiculous warmth and superior comfort
• 4-way stretch fabrication allows greater mobility and maintains shape

FreeKey Key Ring System

My precious...

As a society, we commonly overlook certain small, everyday annoyances. If you're like us, you probably don't enjoy swapping keys around- it's time consuming, and usually includes the pain of a key ring's sharp end gouging you underneath a fingernail. Ouch! Thankfully, Exotac has an elegant solution. Constructed of lightweight and sturdy stainless steel, this is one modern ring to rule them all!

This is a Key Ring system from Exotac.

From the MFG:

• The FreeKey System includes three small group rings.
• Accessory rings are available in 5-packs for adding additional keys.

LED Maglite Mini Flashlight

Find your other boot in that ridiculously messy coat closet with a new Maglite!

Being a man means being prepared. You'll want to pack at least three of these little buddies. One for the glove box, one for the tool box, and one for your pack.  This Maglite is like all other Maglites- high quality, dependable, and durable as hell. Rain? Snow? Ha! Two AA batteries power an LED that was crafted by monks in the lost city of Atlantis. With high and low beam modes, you can get 30+ hours of light out of this as a survival or shop tool. The classy metallic grey/gunmetal finish leaves the impression that you know what you're doing.

This is a AA LED Flashlight and belt holster from Maglite.

From the MFG:

• Uses 3 Watt LED
• Powerful focusing beam
• Multi-mode switch
• Candle mode
• Durable and reliable

Moleskine Classic Notebook

The perfect storage device for all of your dirty secrets. China can't hack into this!

Convince everyone in your meetings that you know what the hell you're talking about, and stay better organized with a Moleskine Classic notebook. This compact notebook features a hard cover and has the innate ability to project the illusion that you can read and write.

This is a 3.5" by 5.5" Classic Notebook from Moleskine.

From the MFG:

"This reliable travel companion, perfect for writings, thoughts and passing notes, has a cardboard bound cover with rounded corners, acid free paper, a bookmark, an elastic closure and an expandable inner pocket that contains the Moleskine history."

Gerber Pocket Knife

When you ruin the blade because you don't take care of anything, just pop a new one in!

Tired of being a broke, useless slob? Your metamorphosis into a sleek, cash-laden MacGuyver type is only a "BUY NOW" button-click away! Get your mitts on some cash, and clip it to this marvel of design from Gerber, which doubles as a money clip while folded. Dude Rack tested and approved, this handy blade is compact but sturdy, perfect for opening those Amazon Prime packages. Admit it, you get like five a week. Takes normal box cutter blades, but if you want to get all fancy, order some ceramic blades and tell everyone the blade is made from the bones of the damned.

This is a folding Pocket Knife from Gerber.

From the MFG:

• Accepts standard or contractor grade utility blade
• Liner lock safety
• Pocket clip doubles as money clip
• Overall length 4.1-Inch, closes length 2.4-Inch

Under Armour Speed Freek Tactical Boots

Remember: You don't have to outrun the bear, you just need to be faster than the other guy.

These waterproof tactical boots are ultra-light, look great, and lined with Gore-Tex® to keep your feet dry. With premium leather and a puncture-resistant sole, your barkin' dogs are better protected from stray staples in your sad little cubicle. Should you venture out into the light, you'll also have +2 resistance to piercing, and guarded from nails, sharp rocks, and sticks in various settings. These boots are Dude Rack tested and approved. They come a little snug, so you're best off ordering a half or full size larger than your normal size.

This is a pair of Under Armour Speed Freek Tactical Boots.

From the MFG:

• Synthetic
• GORE-TEX® lining is 100% waterproof but still allows sweat to escape, keeping your feet dry
• Lightweight, waterproof pigskin leather overlays add protection and durability
• Push-through protection outsole protects your foot from hazards in rough terrain, without sacrificing flexibility
• High-abrasion TPU toe cap gives extra durability and protection to the front of the boots
• Durable EVA midsole provides lightweight cushioning and shock absorption

Horseman Work Gloves

Get a grip on your pathetic life with some premium quality work gloves!

For the discerning craftsman with city-boy hands, Stone Breaker gloves represent the ultimate synergy between technology, deer skin, and annoying chores. The extra panels on key grip areas keep your soft, doughy hands safe from abrasions and blisters while you're working with barbed wire and rustling cattle.

Let's be honest: You aren't a cowboy. You want these to look more manly while digging up that Lilac bush. Gotta make room for more Hostas.

This is a pair of Horseman Work Gloves from Stone Breaker.

From the MFG:

• The Signature StoneBreaker glove.; a classic farm and ranch look. North American deer skin delivers strength and comfort.
• Thick, Full-Grain Deer Skin - Protection plus the most comfortable pair of gloves possible.
• StoneBreaker Advantages - Reinforcing Patches, Double Sewn Seams, & Extended Cuffs.

Classy Wireless Keyboard

Tired of feeling "Oh Hell" about boring peripherals? Say HELLO to the King of Keyboards. 

When you're busy slaving away to make your CEO richer, nothing is more aggravating than battling a dusty, tangled mess of wires from your keyboard and mouse. You might be working like a sucker, but at least with this Logitech wireless keyboard, you'll look a hell of a lot cooler than the dweebs in adjacent cubes.

This is a wireless keyboard and mouse from Logitech.

From the MFG:

• Sleek full-size wireless keyboard with softly rounded keys for hour after hour of typing comfort
• Contoured invisible optical mouse that tracks on just about any surface, with rubber grips and smooth, accurate cursor control
• Virtually no battery changes get up to three years of battery life for the keyboard and eighteen months for the mouse 
• Powerful 2.4 GHz wireless and one tiny Logitech Unifying receiver give you a reliable connection without delays or dropouts
• Works with Windows-based PCs

Pencil by 53 Stylus

Go "ironic paperless" with a digital stylus made from real trees!

Paired with the "Paper by 53" app, this award-winning stylus unlocks the full potential of your iPad and iPhone. It also works with other devices as a regular stylus. If you want to look classy, artsy, yet cutting edge, this hipster pencil is for you.

This is a Stylus designed for the iPad and iPhone.

From the MFG:

"Great tools inspire great ideas. Pencil by FiftyThree is the most natural and expressive way to create on iPad. Advanced technology meets beautiful design to keep you in the flow, without needing to switch tools. With Surface Pressure, Erase, Blend, and adaptive Palm Rejection, Pencil puts creative possibility in your hands."

Husqvarna 18 Inch Chainsaw

Here's 18 inches those Trees won't soon forget: The Husqvarna 18" Chainsaw.

Tired of showing up to save the day, only to find yourself swearing and sweating because your crappy saw won't start? It's probably because you didn't winterize it. Get a high quality saw that's trouble-free, and you can hand it down to your kids some day. Of course, if you want to cut your leg off by accident because of a low-quality throttle getting stuck- that's your call, chief.

This is an 18" Chainsaw from Husqvarna.

From the MFG:

• Powerful 18-inch gas-powered chain saw ideal for landowners and others who cut less regularly
• 3.2 HP X-Torq engine reduces harmful exhaust emissions and increase fuel efficiency
• LowVib vibration dampening; minimal effort via Smart Start feature and combined choke/stop control
• Centrifugal air cleaning system; inertia activated chain brake; snap-lock cylinder cover
• CARB Compliant
• Purchase this Husqvarna handheld item along with 3-32 ounce cans of Husqvarna pre-mix fuel, register your product online, and your consumer warranty will be extended from 2 years to 4 years